We're broke.
The 30-yen advertising didn't work, did it?
Anyway,
we won't be able give out paychecks all this month.
We're not getting paid!?
This is the first I'm hearing of this!
Shut up!
We can't pay you what we don't have!
I won't even be able to go to the cabaret club!
Then don't go.
What about the pachinko parlor!?
I said, just don't go!
And that's how it is.
We need ideas on how to earn some quick and easy money.
Let everyone race horses!
Horse Racing for All
Don't rely on gambling!
Time to unveil the Adult Time Park!
Unveil the Adult Time Park!!
Unveil the Adult Time Park!
The Sex Trade law wouldn't allow it.
Punch-Up Saloon!
Punch-Up Saloon
You just want to fight people.
How about FX?
Wait.
What the hell did you draw?
Something else?
Do you have any reasonable ideas?
Oh, right!
We can use Dornell's cave!
What's that?
You know the southern part of the park that's closed off, right?
Yeah. I read the files pertaining to it.
What about it?
There's a cave there!
A decade ago, we had a cast member named Dornell, the sprite of flowers.
One night,
he and his friends got drunk and decided to do a test of courage.
Skip the story and just get to the point.
Apparently, they found treasure in the cave.
Look at the sky it's magical
Look at the sky, it's magical
puzzle no piece hamaru mitai
This puzzle piece should fit right here
chigau katachi tsunagetemiru
We should bring these sections together
barabara da to
The pieces
mienakatta keshiki ga totsuzen
That I thought wouldn't fit
me no mae ni ukande ugokidasu kanji
Suddenly fit perfectly into place
atarashii deai no kazu dake
All the people I meet
change my world
Change my world
kawatteku sekai
As the days go by
souzen nariyamanu music
The music will will be unending
nemutteita kokoro hibiku
Because it's the music of my heart
kimi to watashi gradation sora wo someru
Our two colors will mix in the sky
kitto sagashiteita no wa
I think what I really wanted
konna fuu ni waraiau toki
Was for us to be together and laugh
kagayaku mono zenbu atsumete
I will never forget this wonderful time
owaranai magic heart
A never-ending magic heart
Amagi
Brilliant
Park
Um...
We'd like two crepes, please.
Uh, crepes please...
Main Park
Secondary Park
Castle Maple
Sorcerers' Hill
Amphitheater
Fountain Square
Astro City
Splash Ocean
Wild Valley
Etcet Land
Stadium
5. Not Enough Money!
Oh.
I didn't think it would be this big.
Our inital plans were to build a sports-themed park in the southern area.
Brilliant Stadium
To do that this stadium was the first thing built.
But after its completion,
the economy bubble burst, and funding for this dried up
leaving the stadium in ruin.
Sadly this stadium, and the entire southern area,
have been left to decay ever since.
Staff Only Amagi Brilliant Park
So this is the cave Dornell never came out of?
That's right.
What about his friends that went with him?
They managed to get out but were barely alive.
One of them said:
"There's a massive underground labyrinth deep in the cave."
And they say that's where they saw the treasure?
If it really exists, we'll be able to pay for anything!
Well I'm not getting my hopes up.
A dead end.
That's not possible!
Tiramie, you're acting desperate.
It was stupid of me to listen to your nonsense.
Let's go back-
I found a hidden switch!
Hidden, my ass!
Only thing to do is pull it!
Hey, wait!
I guess we're on the right track.
This is just like an RPG!
Now, let's see if we can find that treasure!
Let's go.
Hang on.
We need to see what happens first-
Oh crap!
There's no way out!
Dammit, we're trapped!
That's what I was trying to say!
There's no choice but to go further in.
Excuse us!
Kanie-san, we'd like to talk to you about a... new... show...
Huh?
Neither Isuzu-san nor Kanie-san are here.
Want to send them a text?
Let's see...
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It's me, Sylphy!
I'm in high spirits today!
Isuzu
A mysterious hole
Go! Go!
A mysterious hole?
And what's with that emoticon?
Skeleton!
Where are we?
What the?
I am the gatekeeper!
O brave adventurers,
come hither and listen!
It talked!?
Impossible!
Science can't explain something like this.
You guys are from a magical realm, aren't you!?
Select thy sarcophagus of choice,
and I shall bestow upon thee a monster-slaying weapon!
It can't be that there are some legendary weapons in them?
I wonder if there's a curse that hangs over the person that uses them.
A shovel?
Stun gun!
That's a taser...
Metal bat!
Molotov cocktails!
Chains, huh?
What is this, a battle or a riot?
You may now enter,
O brave adventurers!
Stay alert, you never know what we could run into.
Be very careful.
What was that?
I-I really thought I was going to lose my head!
Forget about the treasure!
Let's get the hell out of here!
How, exactly?
Calm down.
Looks like we'd better prepare for anything.
Isuzu.
I understand.
Tiramie and I will take point.
Macaron will take the rear and will report any traps he sees.
Isuzu, guard the punk.
Sir, yes sir!
Could we just get going?
Forward march!
I triggered another one.
Hey!
What a cliched booby trap!
All hands, retreat!
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Elementario
Cast Green Room
The gap keeps growing wider!
Isuzu
Gonna die!
Seriously, what's with those lame emoticons?
Luge! Argh!
Kanie-kun!
Sento!
Kanie-kun, that was mean.
Anyway,
let's get the hell out of here!
Sento...
We couldn't stick around that death trap.
First, we need to find a way out of here.
I know that.
But...
Quiet!
We're not the only ones here.
What the hell are those guys?
It's time for battle!
Bring it on!
Wait, you're really gonna fight?
If you're scared, you can just sit there and mope.
Here they come!
Incoming!
Take this!
I'm gonna beat you all until you're all dead!
We'll turn this labyrinth into your graves!
Come on you guys...
Where are we?
A prison cell, probably.
I need a bath.
We need to find a way out first.
How do we unlock this thing?
Izuzu-chan do you have anything that could pick it?
Will this do?
You bet it is.
Odd...
It's too quiet.
I was expecting to hear alarms going off.
This pic's hilarious!
What's with this room?
Time to eat already?
You're...
You're Dornell!
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK
I've never had to... swing a shovel that hard so much before.
I'm all out of Molotovs too.
I wonder if there's any fertilizer down here somewhere.
I could make some of my homemade explosives.
The sprite of flowers shouldn't be using it for that purpose.
They're back!
We need to go deeper!
Dornell -sama
That's the whole story.
So after no search party came for you,
you used all your new free time to build plastic models, watch anime,
and play games over the Internet you managed to get installed?
Yep.
For ten whole years?
This is a pretty great place to be.
It's me.
Can you bring some snacks?
Potato chips would be nice.
And bring some oolong tea, along with three cups.
Thanks!
Dornell, you're considered missing by the park, and delcared legally dead.
Why didn't you let park management know you were alive?
Well, at first, I treated it as an extended holiday.
But after a few months, it got harder to call them.
And then that's when I got addicted to an MMO.
MMO?
naritoclona
Dornell
temetome: sup
naritoclona: hello
dornell: hey there
Western Plains
Earth
Water
Wood
Fire
An online multiplayer game.
temetome: your so cute dornell
My addiction got so bad,
A personal request from Moffle! Kids, don't play games for more than an hour a day!
that I was staying up for 20 hours a day.
You're a terrible person.
But if you were staying away from the public eye,
why not just completely disappear?
Probably because I built up a fanbase by posing as a girl.
Dornell
This is all hard to believe!
Master, sir!
I brought your tea and snacks.
Thank you!
"Master, Sir?"
Damn. This place is just too much.
A dragon!?
Whatever.
I don't even care at this point.
We're finished!
I am the Ruby Dragon,
TL Note: His name is a joke in Japanese. Ruby Ryu has a funny ring to it.
and my knowledge surpasses that of all humans.
Answer me.
Why have you disturbed my slumber?
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do!?
Settle down.
Let's see what it does first.
Don't say that while using me as a shield!
Uh, O Ruby Dragon,
we apologize for disturbing you.
However, we've simply lost our way
and become separated from our friends.
My knowledge surpasses that of all humans.
Do you really think you'd ever fool me with your lies?
Your main purpose is to steal the treasure, correct?
No!
As the Head-Manager of this park, I came to investigate this facility!
I've been on this Earth for eons so my knowledge surpasses that of all humans.
Do you really expect your lies to work on me!?
Would you shut up about your superior knowledge already?
Cut it out!
Are you mocking me?
Then you shall pay with your lives for your insults!
Oh no, this is it!
I don't care how many orcs there are, I will take them all down.
Fine. There's just one way left.
Hey, Ruby!
You keep saying that your knowledge surpasses that of all humans.
Ridiculous!
That's impossible!
Just what are you getting at?
I'm saying that I'm smarter than you and could out wit you at anything.
Then you won't be afraid to prove that.
Go right ahead.
Ask me any question you wish.
However, if I answer correctly, you have to let us go.
Got it?
Very well.
But if you can't answer the question, your lives will be taken as punishment.
Okay.
Bring it!
My tiny friend, the question I ask you
comes from an ancient legend.
In the world of yore,
there was a man said to be the god of war...
This little punk would never know about the Holy Grail of Sage Todeme Onshisho.
The Holy Grail of Sage Todeme Onshisho.
Erk?
Eh... Wait, I haven't even finished asking the question.
That was correct though, right?
Ah, um...
So it was correct?
Yes.
Amazing!
Kanie-kun, how did you even know that?
That's top secret.
Y-You had to have cheated!
It's the hardest question on the entrance exam
for Schubert Agricultural Academy's extremely prestigious husbandry alchemy degree!
You guys shouldn't have been able to answer that!
It was an old entrance exam question?
Lame.
Shaddup!
I knew it. I can't let you live after this!
Somehow he's not scary anymore.
I'm starting to think I can beat him.
I'll admit you are a tough one.
In that case...
Stop it.
Prepare yourself.
Secret Technique: Dragon Slayer!
I said enough.
What was that for?
Just look at him.
I'm sorry!
I'm REALLY sorry!
I got carried away.
But, punching me was also going too far.
Although I guess I did overact my part of entertaining my first guests in years.
Guests?
Yeah.
You're only the second group in a decade to enter my attraction, "Ruby's Trial by Fire."
Attraction?
He's telling the truth.
Sento!
Emergency Exit
You both were fine this whole time!
Emergency Exit
Wait, you're...
You're Dornell!
Enough with that reaction already.
An abandoned attraction from the old days?
Lemme explain a few things for you.
The name's Taramo.
I'm the head of the Digerry Clan.
So you're in charge here?
Then please go ahead and explain.
Oh, and I don't have time for a story, so keep it under twenty seconds.
Okay!
Our clan has always had the greatest skills in construction and engineering,
which meant we were constantly targeted by evil powers.
Just when times looked their worst, the park gave us land and shelter.
However, we had to cover the paperwork by disguising our shelter as an attraction.
And that's twenty seconds.
And?
We Digerries were being targeted by the totalitarian Polytia Empire.
And the park gave them sanctuary at the time.
And it seems there was some suspicious flow of money to here too.
They even sent money here to support them?
We accepted wages for construction jobs at first,
but once finished, we had to live off of our own savings.
You lived off of your savings? Don't tell me...
This banquet hall use to hold our entire treasure,
but we went and spent it all.
Eh!?
Tell me it's not true!
Then why the hell did we go through that hell to get here!?
Muse
Are you all right?
Yay! Yay! Ohhhhh!
Isuzu
I'm fine!
Is she really okay?
Bobsled! Ack!
I heard you had a rough time today.
Yeah.
I was actually hoping to discuss that with you.
And that's how it stands.
I see. I never knew.
Kanie-sama, in truth...
Hey!
Boss-Manager!
Whoa! Look out!
Everyone, please watch out!
Pardon me, but I'm to big to use the staff entrance.
Don't tell me you flew over the entire park like that!
Boss-Manager,
I'm glad to finally meet you.
Yes. Me too.
Kanie-kun!
We've got some good news.
What is it?
After doing some research we discovered that the Polytia Empire split apart in a civil war.
The Digerries are no longer being targeted by those tyrants!
You've got to be kidding.
Is that true?!
It's true.
We're finally free!
As a thank you, please hire us!
What?
Hire me too, please.
I'll do my absolute best to scare all the guests.
Kanie-sama, you've heard their requests.
Fine.
You're all hired.
Really!?
Yeah.
But I will be working you all very hard.
Hooray!
Kanie-kun,
what about the money issues?
Oh...
I think I have the perfect solution.
They built all that in one night!?
It comes out to this.
Looks like selling Dornell's collection was enough to get though the month.
However, our main problems still remain the same.
What do you plan on doing?
Today's visitor count
Visitors needed to reach 500,000
Days left until July 31
I managed to get my hands on some.
We should try them out at once.
I can't wait.
iitakute ienai
My feelings have no words
kimochi ga kusuburi
Yet burn in my heart
kokoro no daichi atsuku
Its facade is burning red
shizenhakkateki ni
It suddenly ignites
meramera enjou
Into a raging fire
koi ni kogarete yuku no
My love is burning me to ashes
ten ni mo noboru
I will ascend unto the heavens
nee yumegokochi
I feel so good
uwatsuiteru typhoon wa
My typhoon I like
dare ni mo tomerarenai
Is impossible to stop
motto wind land water fire
We need more wind, land, water and fire
mazete special na show
We combined make up a special show
loop loop shiteku shinjou
Our emotions keep looping on themselves
masani shinrabanshou deshou
It's such a beautiful creation
happy no ame ga tomaranai yo
As the rain keeps pouring I feel so happy
never end eien no unity
It's a Never-Ending unity
Show and Tell: Attractions.
Show
and Tell:
Attractions!!
Show
and Tell:
Attractions!!
Today, we'll be touring Planet Dinosaur,
an attraction that features the age of dinosaurs.
By the way, Tricen sometimes likes to make occasional appearances here.
So he's not just head of sales, huh?
It's full of excitement, and emotional drama,
you can tour the great history of the dinosaurs,
starting from the Triassic through to the Cretaceous period.
Episode
Six
Not Enough People!
Oh? And what happens at the end?
They all go extinct. The End
You're going to make all the kids cry!